tragicloveinthebackofanimpala:
I sang to a homeless guy because I was drunk.
okay.
(( I danced with a homeless guy because that’s how I roll ))
[[i danced with a ninja because i was high]]
(( i sang to an ipod because that’s what i do ))
(( I sang to my sister because I was drunk))
I went out with my sister because that’s how I roll.
o____o;;;I sang to a fork because that’s how I roll. x’DD
I went out with a baseball bat because that’s how I roll
I hugged my best friend’s bro ‘cause that’s how I roll.
….. I sang to a fork because I was high.
I shot a soda because I hate myself….
well then.
I choked on a Mexican because I was high…oh my God. This is either vaguely dirty or incredibly sinister.
I sang to the computer because I love my family.
Hm.
I danced with a stuffed animal because that’s what I do!
That sounds so much like me, the fact that I’m all WHATEVA WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT!
I danced with a ninja because that’s what I do (bitches) :oP
I choked on an ipod because I was high.
I ate a fork because I was drunk.
I gave my number to my best friend because that’s how I roll..
I hugged a doctor because I was high
I sang to pickle because I was high :))
(Source: juanty, via wintersunsets)